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5 February 2011

Well...

Well... I've never done a blog post before so this is kinda new to me. If this is the most boring thing you have ever read, quick hint, STOP READING IT!!
Right now I'm kinda freaking out about this choir thing tomorow but, whilst going into panic mode, I discovered something. If you are worried about stuff, there seems to be one thing that for some reason unknown to women (well... me!), if you look in a mirror and say 'I can, I can, I can, etc.' you find that, oddly enough, you can. Plus, if you've been crying over it and you're one of those people whose eyes go REALLY red (like yours truly), they go back to almost normal! Then all you need to do is flounce and smile like a model in the mirror, making sure no-one can see or hear you, say 'I rule and I CAN'. Trust me, it works.I know what you're going to say in the drama room now, 'You tickle yourself AND talk to yourself in a mirror?' Let me get this straight, yes, I talk to myself in mirrors to make me feel better but not ONCE have I tickled myself!
I don't really know what to say next so I am going to tell you this and hope that I waffle on about something random. Like the word 'waffle'! It has two different meanings and neither are remotely similar. One is the thing that my English teacher hates and the other a yummy treat that comes from Belgium. So how on earth can the word 'waffle' mean those two different things? My guess is that one day some Belgium guy went on and on about waffles and one of his friends says, 'STOP WAFFLEING FOR WAFFLES SAKE', just in whatever language they speak in Belgium. German? Oh never mind! Anyway, due to that small snatch of convosation, this phase caught on within the group of friends and then spread, got into the dictionary, and then around the world! Acctualy, do they say that in, like, Somalia? Who knows! Well... the people in Somalia do. Oh well.
Now I really have run out of things to say so I am going to finish by linking to the begining in an entierly subtle way... as I said at the begining (how subtle am I! Don't answer that. Not that you can. Oh shut up me.), that mirror thing really does work. Try it and see! Well... that's me done. Over and Out! :P
Bee
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Un-Ordinary Girl5 February 2011 at 09:56
haaaa u said u go on about waffles xx
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drama_room5 February 2011 at 13:43
of course!!
xx
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Candle in the Wind (first version)

Goodbye, Norma Jean
Though I never knew you at all
You had the grace to hold yourself
While those around you crawled

They crawled out of the woodwork
And they whispered into your brain
They set you on a treadmill
And they made you change your name

And it seems to me you lived your life
Like a candle in the wind
Never knowing who to cling to when the rain set in
And I would have liked to have known you
But I was just a kid
Your candle burned out long before
Your legend ever did

Loneliness was tough
The toughest role you ever played
Hollywood created a superstar
And pain was the price you paid

And even when you died
Oh, the press still hounded you
All the papers had to say
Was that Marilyn was found in the nude

Goodbye, Norma Jean
Though I never knew you at all
You had the grace to hold yourself
While those around you crawled

Goodbye, Norma Jean
From the young fan in the twenty-second row
Who sees you as something more than sexual
More than just a Marilyn Monroe

STILL I RISE

You may write me down in history
With your bitter, twisted lies,
You may trod me in the very dirt
But still, like dust, I'll rise.

Does my sassiness upset you?
Why are you beset with gloom?
'Cause I walk like I've got oil wells
Pumping in my living room.

Just like moons and like suns,
With the certainty of tides,
Just like hopes springing high,
Still I'll rise.

Did you want to see me broken?
Bowed head and lowered eyes?
Shoulders falling down like teardrops.
Weakened by my soulful cries.

Does my haughtiness offend you?
Don't you take it awful hard
'Cause I laugh like I've got gold mines
Diggin' in my own back yard.

You may shoot me with your words,
You may cut me with your eyes,
You may kill me with your hatefulness,
But still, like air, I'll rise.

Does my sexiness upset you?
Does it come as a surprise
That I dance like I've got diamonds
At the meeting of my thighs?

Out of the huts of history's shame
I rise
Up from a past that's rooted in pain
I rise
I'm a black ocean, leaping and wide,
Welling and swelling I bear in the tide.
Leaving behind nights of terror and fear
I rise
Into a daybreak that's wondrously clear
I rise
Bringing the gifts that my ancestors gave,
I am the dream and the hope of the slave.
I rise
I rise
I rise

IF you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:

If you can dream - and not make dreams your master;
If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools:

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: 'Hold on!'

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
' Or walk with Kings - nor lose the common touch,
if neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Man, my son!

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5 February 2011

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